Ahern: Two of the Dixie Chicks holding up their bowling trophy.
Mosey: The love child of Cher and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Morrissey: Aren't they from the land of cotton?
Rosborough: Looks like the Chick in the middle is going to hatch.
Tyler: Someone should tell them their third member is a Shmoo.
Weinhold: The white-trash Supremes.