McDonald: If this is what they're wearing in Dixie, I'm glad I grew up in the Valley.
Strasser: They're falling out of their Dixie cups ... I haven't seen this many push-ups since G.I. Jane.
Proops: The one in the middle is actually Eddie Izzard.
Benson: The only thing I don't like about the Dixie Chicks is their music.
Gray: I'm thinking of a movie: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Weinhold: Charlie's Hostesses.